I made a thing about how I’m feeling.
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside & mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.
|me at home:||i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it|
|me going away:||I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN|
Me: “Screeeeee screeeeeeeeeee”
Mom: “is that a velociraptor or a
T.A.R.D.I.S screaming in pain?”
I can believe I didn’t realise it before. I watched “The God Complex” last night and at the end amy says ” it didn’t want just me. It wanted you, too. So what do Time Lords pray to?” I was trying to sleep when the realisation hit me like a wave. “The Satan Pit” episode. “I’ve seen fake gods and demigods and would-be gods. And out of all that, if I believe in one thing, just one thing, I believe in her.”
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
This is my favorite thing on the internet right now.
My dash did a thing